I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart

a bisexual hufflepuff, trekkie, & bohemian wanderer. INFJ/INTJ personality type. nsfw nor spoiler-free.

kirkspocks:

i want the “steve rogers is bi” movement to become so strong that people who arent in on it begin to question it. they’ll be like “he isn’t canonically bi… is he?” but they’ll never find a real answer bc so many people will be like “no. he is. he definitely is” and everyone will be confused and then his bisexuality will get written into movies

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  • show creator: i know what you are
  • bi character: say it. out loud.
  • show creator: ...not interested in labels

snakewife:

johndarnielle:

 

I mean, that’s how assorted cheese makes me feel.

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snapchatting:

does my mundane personality and average body turn you on

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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sshannonauthor:

I predicted this.

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bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

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spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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jerkidiot:

"I don’t have one either" oh my god

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celticruinsdesigns:

yakisobaru:

Bless whoever made this video.

I would have preferred this.

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Holy Light

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mcgregorswench:

rainnecassidy:

extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"

"Man, shut up."

Pride and Prejudice and Falcon.

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ofools:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

caligula-chan

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