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a bisexual hufflepuff, trekkie, & bohemian wanderer. INFJ/INTJ personality type. nsfw nor spoiler-free.

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

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WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?!

The SPN fandom in tears right now (via badgersinbowties)

shieldofeden:

shieldofeden:

Most likely reaction to tonight’s Supernatural

so far this has been 20000% accurate

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

(via crazypogo)

methdragon:

be there or 

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floating-cats:

books-are-freedom:

95% sure that this perfectly described girl scouts

This popped up on my dash and all I could think was the latest episode of Night Vale and I’m laughing so hard

(via geekdean)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

nipplethief:

seduce me with film references

As you wish

(via tortoisefeet)

radioactivemongoose:

what do i know??

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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scratchingpad:

Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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